HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR HUSBAND in Eindhoven • Stand-up Comedy in English

Pand P • Leenderweg 65, 5614 HL Eindhoven, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands

Hey, welcome to ‘How to Cheat on Your Husband’ – a comedy show! Relax, it’s not a TED Talk, alright? I mean, this isn’t a guide... it’s more of a disaster manual. If you're here thinking, ‘Wait, do I really need new tricks to cheat on my husband?’ – you're probably already too good at it. Or you suck so bad you need professional help. Either way, this is your night.

Marriage is like communism, right? It sounds like a great idea at first, but after a few years, everyone’s just standing in line, waiting for something that’s never gonna happen. Sex, probably. And love? Love is just your brain pulling a prank on you for like... ten years straight. That’s science. I think.

And before you ask, yes – this show is gonna cover everything: sex, love, therapy, cheating, divorce – the whole relationship buffet. Think of it like free therapy, but worse advice. I want at least one couple to break up tonight. Not even joking. If I see you arguing on the way out, I’ll give you a sticker or something.

Look, life is messy, relationships are worse, and you’ve got two options: cry about it in therapy or laugh about it here. I prefer you laugh here because therapists charge way more than I do, and they don't even sell beer.

So whether you’re single, married, divorced, in a situationship, or just here for some dark laughs to feel better about your own trainwreck – you’re welcome. And if I ask you weird questions tonight, don’t worry – you can just tell me to f*** off. That’s the love language of this show.

Now buckle up, and let's get into this disaster we call romance. Who knows, by the end of the night, you might leave inspired. Or alone. Either way, you'll laugh. Hopefully.

🎭 STAND-UP COMEDY 🎭
December 7th (sat) , 8:00 PM Show
doors open 7:30 PM, show starts 9:00PM
📍 at Pand P, Eindhoven
IG: @luanacomedy

🎟️ Tickets
--Who is Luana? IG: @luanacomedy---
Luana Matei (RO), originally from Romania, she lived in Tokyo for 12 years before getting trapped in Amsterdam during the lockdown.

In 2022/23 she began extensively touring Europe & Asia, having performed in 51 cities across 29 countries, with over 250 packed shows (150+ sold out) entertaining more than 20,000 people. Her comedy is dark, insightful, and deftly encapsulating her experiences living and traveling around the world! She takes vulnerability to another level, pushing the boundaries of "How soon is too soon?"

What to Expect: Alright, imagine if stand-up comedy and a midlife crisis had a baby, but instead of diapers, it came out with dark, raunchy jokes that make you question all your life choices. That’s "How to Cheat on Your Husband" – the show everyone loves because, let’s face it, misery is hilarious when it’s not happening to you.

This thing has been selling out in over 40 cities, across 14 countries. Yeah, that’s right, it’s like the world tour of bad decisions. Europe, Asia, Australia – people everywhere seem to agree that laughing about infidelity, terrible sex, and emotional breakdowns is the best form of therapy. And don't get it twisted – it’s not just for scorned wives or bitter husbands. Single, married, divorced, "it’s complicated," or just plain confused – everyone feels at home. It’s basically the United Nations of relationship screw-ups.

Why is it so popular? Well, because the jokes are raw, dirty, and honest, which is rare these days. No sugarcoating, no polite "rom-com" BS – just the uncomfortable, messy truth about love, sex, and cheating told in a way that makes you spit out your drink laughing. It’s the kind of humor that feels like a secret everyone’s too embarrassed to say out loud... but they all relate to it.

Luana Matei takes the stuff that ruins marriages – cheating, bad communication, emotional baggage – and turns it into something that actually saves relationships: laughter. And she’s a little dangerous too, like that friend who convinces you to text your ex at 2 a.m. just to see what happens. The show’s like a sneaky reminder that everyone’s relationship is a little bit doomed... and that’s okay.

People come out of the theater either reaffirming their love, breaking up, or realizing they’re not nearly as messed up as they thought. It’s like a weird combo of stand-up comedy, anti-couples therapy, and accidental group confession. One couple literally broke up halfway through a show once, and Luana loved it – that’s how real things get.

The best part? It’s never predictable. One night someone heckles, another night someone overshares their sex life in the front row. Either way, Luana rolls with it, roasting people like it’s an Olympic sport. It’s a show where you’re not just watching – you’re part of it. You might even leave with better jokes than the ones you came in with... or at least some new material for the next fight with your partner.

So, yeah, it’s not just comedy – it’s an experience. A dirty, hilarious, mind-blowing experience where you walk out thinking, “Okay, maybe my life isn’t that bad.” Or maybe, “I’m filing for divorce tomorrow.” Either way, totally worth the ticket price.

Pand P • Leenderweg 65, 5614 HL Eindhoven, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands

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