midLIFE CRISES in Utrecht • Stand-up Comedy in English

Dark, Dirty, and Completely F*ed Up! It’s live action relationship test, with jokes!

Sold out in 42 cities, 17 countries—and still sellin’ out! So, yeah, people are eatin’ this s**t up. This is the Cheater’s Guide to Love—where we stop pretending everything’s perfect and get real about sex, love, marriage, divorce, and, yeah… cheatin’. Whether you're single, married, divorced, in some kinda “situationship,” or just straight-up confused, this show’s got your name on it.

Let’s cut the bulls**t. If you decided to cheat on your partner, how you even gonna do it? What’s the first move? And don’t act like you ain’t already wonderin’ if they’re out there doin’ dirt too. Relax. Luana Matei, the anti-Cupid comedian, is about to break it all down and have you laughin’ while questionin’ your entire damn life.

Now here’s the kicker—Luana’s dream? To cause at least one couple to break up during the show. That’s right, it’s like a therapy session, but with jokes and booze. And yo, we’re draggin’ you into this too. You got some dirt? Share it! Tell us how f***ed up your love life is. Let’s hear those cheatin’ stories—get it all out in the open.

They’re callin’ Luana “an essential comedic voice for the future of international stand-up.” You? You’re just gonna call her the reason you sleepin’ on the couch tonight. Bring your partner, your side piece, hell, your mom—let’s laugh at how much we all f*** up this thing called love.

🎭 STAND-UP COMEDY 🎭
Saturday, September 22nd, 8:00 PM
🕗 doors open 7.30PM, show starts 8:00 PM
📍 Theater School, Utrecht
🎟️ online tickets from 12.50 euro / tickets on the door 20 euro

--Who is Luana? IG: @luanacomedy---
For Luana comedy is more than just laughs—it's the chaos of life, seen through the eyes of a woman who's lived it all. Born in Romania, having lived in Japan, and now based in the Netherlands, Luana brings a global perspective to the stage, weaving together stories from her journey across cultures, continents, and countless life experiences.

Luana explores relationships, mental health, identity, and the absurdities of trying to find where you fit in a world that often feels upside down. Luana’s humor is dark, sharp, and refreshingly honest, often delving into taboo topics that most shy away from. But don't worry, she tackles these with a relatable warmth that will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe even nodding in agreement.

Expect a performance that's not just about jokes, but about connecting on a real level. Luana’s comedy is raw and conversational, as if you’re sitting down with a friend who tells it like it is, no filters, no apologies. Her point of view is shaped by her experiences as an immigrant, a woman, and someone who's never quite fit the mold—and she wouldn’t have it any other way.

So sit back, relax, and get ready for a show that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious. Luana Matei is here to make you laugh, think, and maybe see the world a little differently by the end of the night.

In 2022/23 she began extensively touring Europe & Asia, having performed in 51 cities across 29 countries, with over 250 packed shows (150+ sold out) entertaining more than 20,000 people. Her 2 previous comedy solos include "How to Cheat on Your Husband" - a candid exploration of fidelity, marriage, and the absurdity of societal expectations, and "My Therapist is Ukrainian" - a humorous yet poignant look at mental health, cultural differences, and the therapy process.

Podium Mozaiek: "This show has garnered significant attention for its raw and edgy humor. Luana explores the intricacies of love, marriage, and cheating, making audiences both laugh and reflect on their relationships. The show is known for its dark and dirty jokes, with Luana being dubbed an "anti-Cupid" who aims to make her audience rethink their romantic lives. The show has been a hit across Europe, selling out in numerous cities and leaving a lasting impression on those who attend"​

The Amsterdam Post: “A wickedly funny take on modern relationships, Luana Matei’s ‘How to Cheat on Your Husband’ is a masterclass in dark humor. With sharp insights and fearless delivery, she turns the topic of infidelity into a hilarious, thought-provoking evening. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll leave questioning everything you thought you knew about love.”

Rotterdam Comedy Review: “Luana Matei takes a bold topic and spins it into comedic gold. ‘How to Cheat on Your Husband’ is more than just jokes—it’s a smart, satirical exploration of what it means to be in a relationship today. Her storytelling is raw, real, and brutally honest, making it impossible not to laugh even as you squirm in your seat.”

Expat Life Magazine: “‘My Therapist is Ukrainian’ is a brilliant blend of humor and heart. Luana Matei skillfully navigates the tricky terrain of mental health and cultural differences with wit and wisdom. The show is both hilarious and deeply relatable, offering a fresh perspective on the therapy process. A must-see for anyone who’s ever tried to make sense of their own mind.”

The Hague Comedy Scene: “Luana Matei’s ‘My Therapist is Ukrainian’ is an unexpected delight. With her trademark sharpness, she dives into the cultural clashes and quirky moments of therapy, making the audience laugh out loud while also giving them something to think about. Her ability to turn personal struggles into comedy is nothing short of genius.”