Fake European: Stand-up Comedy Show In English @ Frankfurt am Main

Friday 20. February 2026 at 19:30 - 22:00

Kulturhaus Frankfurt, Frankfurt am Main

 

🎭 Fresh from his debut comedy special, Dima returns with a brand-new hour of brutally honest, darkly funny, and sometimes inappropriate stand-up. 🔥

 
  • “Deadpan Absurdity” — Stewart Lee, The Guardian
  • “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” — SLEEC Reviews
  • “Did you write it yourself?” — Dima's mom

✈️ For anyone who's ever lived abroad, loved across borders or just been culturally confused. This show dives into the absurd reality of being a foreigner: trying to fit in everywhere, while belonging nowhere. Welcome home.

This show will exceed your expectations 🙌

🎟️ Tickets:

  • Online: from 12 EUR
  • Door: 20 EUR
📍 KulturHaus, Frankfurt am Main
🚪Doors open at 19:30
⏰Showtime at 20:00
The show is entirely in English

🍉 Dima Watermelon • www.dimawatermelon.com • @dimawatermelon 🇺🇦

Dima is a Ukrainian stand-up comedian who has been living in Germany for the past 9 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humor. His unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.

Dima has performed in over 30 countries, including renowned locations like Gotham Comedy Club in New York, The Comedy Store in London, and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Having lived in 3 different countries and visited over 40, Dima is no longer simply Ukrainian, but not quite European either. Stuck in this absurd cultural limbo, he finds laughter is his best coping mechanism.

Kulturhaus Frankfurt • Pfingstweidstraße 2, 60316 Frankfurt am Main, Hessen, Germany

Google Map of Pfingstweidstraße 2, 60316 Frankfurt am Main, Hessen, Germany