Fake European: Stand-up Comedy Show in Tallinn

Friday 13. March at 18:30 - 20:30

Heldeke!, Tallinn

🎭 Wild and unapologetically hilarious stand-up comedy show about the absurdity of being Fake European from a rising Ukrainian comedian who wasted the last 10 years in Berlin failing to become the real one.

⭐ “Deadpan Absurdity” – Stewart Lee, The Guardian
⭐ “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” – SLEEC Reviews
⭐ “Did you write it yourself?” – Dima's mom

đŸ”„ Fresh from his debut comedy special, Dima returns with a brand-new hour of brutally honest, painfully relatable, and often inappropriate stand-up.

😂 It’s a masterclass in oversharing. Dima weaves together the decline of Western civilization, the everyday struggle of self-improvement, and the intricacies of interracial marriage. From geopolitics to circumcision - no topic is too dark, too soon, or too personal.

Brace yourself, this show will exceed your expectations!

đŸŽŸïž Tickets:

  • Online: from 10 EUR
  • Door: 15 EUR
📍Heldeke!
đŸšȘDoors open at 18:30
⏰ Showtime at 19:00
The show is entirely in English

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Audience Reviews from Instagram :

  • "Very very funny! Highly recommended! I haven't laughed like this in a long time." — Sasha
  • "Dima is fantastic and he created a great atmosphere, it felt intimate, like we were amongst friends who knew each other already..." — Sebastian
  • "When we saw that only the front row seats were left, I knew we were in trouble 😀 but I’m so happy we ended up exactly there..." — Luminita

🍉 Dima Watermelon ‱ www.dimawatermelon.com ‱ @dimawatermelon đŸ‡ș🇩

Dima is a Ukrainian stand-up comedian who has been living in Germany for over 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humor. His unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.

Dima has performed in over 30 countries, including renowned locations like Gotham Comedy Club in New York, The Comedy Store in London, and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Having lived in 3 different countries and visited over 40, Dima is no longer simply Ukrainian, but not quite European either. Stuck in this absurd cultural limbo, he finds laughter is his best coping mechanism.

Heldeke! ‱ Tööstuse tĂ€nav 13, 10413 Tallinn, Harju maakond, Estonia

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