COMEDY ROAST BATTLE! (Semi-Finals): By Tongue in Cheek Comedy

Name: COMEDY ROAST BATTLE! (Semi-Finals): By Tongue in Cheek Comedy
Start: 2026-04-02T20:30:00+01:00
End: 2026-04-02T22:30:00+01:00
Location: Má Lingua

Thursday 2. April at 20:30 - 22:30

Má Lingua, Lisboa

🔥 Comedy Roast Battle – Semi-Finals (Lisbon’s First Ever!) 🔥

Lisbon is getting its first-ever Comedy Roast Battle tournament, and this is the burn comedy Wild West: The Semi-Finals.

This is event is in English. It's suitable for ages 17+.

WHAT IS A ROAST BATTLE?
A Roast Battle is a comedy tournament where comedians face-off to deliver their best roast jokes about each other.

Comics compete two at a time and take turns dishing out expertly targeted (and hilarious) insults aimed at their sparring partner.
Out of each pair, one comedian wins--and advances to the next stage--and one limps away, probably holding back tears.

Expect perfectly crafted insults, brutally hilarious take-downs, and exacting zingers that leave their opponents sizzling. Nothing is off limits except physical violence.

HOW IT WORKS
The Tongue in Cheek Comedy Roast Battle happens over two dates. A separate ticket is needed for each date you want to attend.

April 2 (the semi-finals) - 8 comedians and
April 16 (the finals) - 4 Comedians + the winner's battle!

Half of the comedians are eliminated in the first round (so long, suckas). The other half move on to the finals.

For the Semi-Finals, 8 comedians will compete in a series of one-on-one battles. In each match, the comedians trade insults for a few rounds, and you, the audience, decides who moves on to the Finals.

Think of it as stand-up comedy meets competitive trash talk. And you're at the steering wheel.

Expect:
🔥 Savage jokes
🔥 Big laughs
🔥 Shocking burns
🔥 Some very hurt feelings (hopefully)

WHAT'S THE SCHEDULE?
Seating is limited. This will be busy and some people will have to stand. We suggest arriving on time to get a seat.

- 8:30 PM: DOORS OPEN: Get a drink. Come at this time if you don't want to stand.
- 9 PM: SHOW STARTS- First 2 Battles
- 9:45 PM: SHORT BREAK
-10 PM: SHOW CONTINUES - Final 2 Battles

HOW CAN I BOOK IT?
🎟 Tickets are required. Book your ticket on Fienta. You get a discount (and guarantee your spot) when you book ahead of time.

€8 Early Bird tickets (10 tix available, purchase before March 24)
€10 in advance (before 19h30 on the day of the event)
€15 at the door (if available, the show may sell out ahead of time)

WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT?
Trust us. It's worth it. This event is extremely popular and the venue has a limited capacity. Tickets guarantee your spot. Plus, this special show requires a ton of work from comedians and organizers and we believe their work should be compensated.

You're going to love it.

WILL I GET ROASTED? WILL THERE BE AN AUDIENCE ROAST?
No. The audience just watches the roast and votes on the winners. Don't worry--You will not get roasted by comedians and you won't have to roast anyone.

WHY IS THIS SPECIAL?
A Roast Battle is really fun because it highlights a comedian's talent, creativity, and hilarious brutality––all while making the audience laugh.

This is the first multi-stage Roast Battle event in Lisbon, so come see it from the beginning and help decide who makes it to the Finals.

BUT, ISN'T A ROAST BATTLE MEAN?
Yes, and that's the point. All comedians volunteer for this show. Although some of these jokes dig deeeeeeep, it's all in good fun. Our comedians love this style of comedy and relish the opportunity to showcase their brutal creativity. :)

ABOUT THE SPACE, FOOD, & DRINKS
A social and cultural hub representing the very heart of Graça, Mà Lingua has been dishing out tasty drinks and highlighting local artists since 2021.

There are regional wines, local and national beers, non-alcoholic drinks, and snacks like pizzas, tostas, and baked goods available.

So grab a ticket (while they last!), bring friends, and prepare to watch comedians
absolutely destroy each other (in the most hilarious way possible way).

TICKET RULES AND EVENT NOTICES

No refunds. If you can't or decide not to attend, we can't provide a refund.
Tickets are valid for the date and time listed only.
No outside food or drink allowed
No filming (you can take photos)
We’ll be capturing photos and video throughout the event to share and promote future activities. By joining us, you’re giving permission for us to use this content. If you’d rather not be filmed or photographed, just let one of our team members know on the day.

Tickets

Early Bird (Before Mar 24)

8.00 €

General Admission (Until 19h30 Day of Event)

10.00 €

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