How to Cheat on your Husband 2.0 in Delft - XXX Comedy in English

Wednesday 3. December at 20:00 - 22:00

Rietveld Theater, Delft

A Kinky Hot Comedy Night — In English! the hit show that sold out across Europe returns, completely rebuilt and filthier than ever.

The Second Edition is packed with EXPLOSIVE new jokes and stories covering everything from chaotic sex confessions to the specific humor of navigating medical fears at 40, plus ridiculously funny erotic poems and deeply honest crowdwork.

Comedian Luana Matei is your anti-Cupid, ready to make you laugh until you rethink your entire life. Get ready for unforgivable humor covering infidelity, bedroom kinks, and dragging every elephant out of the bedroom. Luana's humor is dark and messy, because, well, life is dark and messy. Single, married, divorced, in a situationship, or just confused? Step inside. You are welcome to watch the show and get involved!

!!BE PREPARED!! If she pushes your boundaries, feel free to push back. You can tell her to f*** off and ask her a twisted question in return.

📅 WHEN
Thursday, 3rd December — 8:00 PM / Doors open at 7:30 PM.

📍 WHERE
Rietveld Theater, Delft

👶 AGE RESTRICTION
Strictly 16+ (If you bring your kids, we will send them home knowing far too much.)

Luana Matei (https://www.instagram.com/luanacomedy/) a Romanian comedian who spent 12 years in Tokyo before getting "trapped" in Amsterdam during lockdown. Her dark and insightful humor covers everything from family therapy to the art of cheating, making audiences laugh while rethinking their life choices. With over 250 shows across Europe, Luana's comedy is a candid exploration of life's messiest moments.

What to Expect
Alright, imagine if stand-up comedy and a midlife crisis had a baby, but instead of diapers, it came out with dark, raunchy jokes that make you question all your life choices. That’s "How to Cheat on Your Husband" – the show everyone loves because, let’s face it, misery is hilarious when it’s not happening to you.

This thing has been selling out in over 40 cities, across 14 countries. Yeah, that’s right, it’s like the world tour of bad decisions. Europe, Asia, Australia – people everywhere seem to agree that laughing about infidelity, terrible sex, and emotional breakdowns is the best form of therapy. And don't get it twisted – it’s not just for scorned wives or bitter husbands. Single, married, divorced, "it’s complicated," or just plain confused – everyone feels at home. It’s basically the United Nations of relationship screw-ups.

Why is it so popular? Well, because the jokes are raw, dirty, and honest, which is rare these days. No sugarcoating, no polite "rom-com" BS – just the uncomfortable, messy truth about love, sex, and cheating told in a way that makes you spit out your drink laughing. It’s the kind of humor that feels like a secret everyone’s too embarrassed to say out loud... but they all relate to it.

Luana Matei takes the stuff that ruins marriages – cheating, bad communication, emotional baggage – and turns it into something that actually saves relationships: laughter. And she’s a little dangerous too, like that friend who convinces you to text your ex at 2 a.m. just to see what happens. The show’s like a sneaky reminder that everyone’s relationship is a little bit doomed... and that’s okay.

People come out of the theater either reaffirming their love, breaking up, or realizing they’re not nearly as messed up as they thought. It’s like a weird combo of stand-up comedy, anti-couples therapy, and accidental group confession. One couple literally broke up halfway through a show once, and Luana loved it – that’s how real things get.

The best part? It’s never predictable. One night someone heckles, another night someone overshares their sex life in the front row. Either way, Luana rolls with it, roasting people like it’s an Olympic sport. It’s a show where you’re not just watching – you’re part of it. You might even leave with better jokes than the ones you came in with... or at least some new material for the next fight with your partner.

So, yeah, it’s not just comedy – it’s an experience. A dirty, hilarious, mind-blowing experience where you walk out thinking, “Okay, maybe my life isn’t that bad.” Or maybe, “I’m filing for divorce tomorrow.” Either way, totally worth the ticket price.

Tickets

Regular Ticket

19.50 €

Early Bird ticket

16.50 €

Group 4+ Tickets (special discount)

A ticket for a group of at least four people.

15.00 €

Student Ticket (Student ID Needed)

A valid Student ID is required and will need to be shown upon entry.

12.50 €

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Rietveld Theater • Schieweg 15B, 2627 AN Delft, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

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