Heads Will Roll @City24. An Angry Stand-Up Comedy Gig in English.

🎤 "Heads Will Roll" 🎤

For Terry Marynich, a Belarusian comic in exile, trouble is a friend, and anger is an ally. 

Prepare yourself for a night of aggressive, unapologetic, raw comedy from a very angry and sharp-witted comedian with experience to hold his nerves. Terry will unleash his wrath on the things he doesn’t like: from the World Cup stealing his audience, to failing to make a living being a comedy pro in English in Poland. He has a lot of reasons to be angry: some spoilers ahead. But before you go to the fucking reading, whatever crap he wrote, buy a ticket for fuck’s sake. Save the date and come too!

🎤 This poor soul of Terry…

His country’s government betrayed him and the rules of democracy when, 6 years ago, the usurper kept his presidential throne despite losing the election by a landslide. Terry tried to keep his cool, and immigrated before the jail time he got for 45 days turned into years behind bars.

The country he immigrated to, Poland, elected the president fair and square, and this new guy seems to work so hard to make hating immigrants a new national sport. Terry tries to roast this right-wing “NewRocky” without breaking a law about “offending the president” in his new country. Self-censorship is wild on him.

Terry lost his awesome white-collar remote job in marketing and sales because of this political turmoil, and now getting back to a 5/2 schedule seems like a bad career choice cause AI will replace him in two days after the new hire (would be a 7-stage hiring process as well). So now he learned how to serve food, deliver cargo, or clean ships (don’t ask).

Terry’s love interests are always hotties. He always jumps over his head to trick another gorgeous angel into dating him, just to fuck this relationship (not the girl, no, no) up as soon as it gets serious. His first-ever comedy tour was called “How I’ve never met your mother”. He almost didn’t lose money on it. What a legend!

Also, his comedy. It is not bad, by any means. However, the timing of events is always wrong; his colleagues can’t help but screw him over both intentionally and unintentionally. Nobody knows him; he barely sells enough tickets to eat the cheapest food and wear the cheapest clothes. Yet he looks chubby and dressed weird 24/7. Terry is in love/hate relationship with organizing his comedy gigs, yet he always seems to be kind and smiling, even when things go to shit.

🎤 Last Call

So again, motherfucker, or daddyfucker, whoever you are, instead of reading all of this, buy a ticket for you, your fucking imaginary friend, or real enemy, who gives two fucks… and come see Terry and his friends killing what they don’t like from the stage and killing on stage.

🎟️ Tickets via Fienta

See you on Saturday

📍 City24, al Jerozolimskie 6, Warsaw

🗓️ 25rd of July

🎉 Doors open at 19:00

💰 Cash payment at the door available (if capacity allows)

🎭 Show starts at 20:00

💺 SEATS AVAILABLE ON FIRST-COME, FIRST-SERVED BASIS

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