Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Luxembourg

Saturday 21. February at 19:30 - 22:00

Carlitos Comedy Club, Luxembourg

🎭 A night of real stand-up comedy from the "Fake European”. Dima is one of Europe’s most exciting rising comedians to see live.

Originally from Ukraine, Dima has been living in Germany for the last 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humour. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.

⭐ “Deadpan Absurdity” – Stewart Lee, The Guardian
⭐ “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” – SLEEC Reviews
⭐ “Did you write it yourself?” – Dima's mom

😂 Expect spicy jokes, hilarious hot takes and ridiculous life stories on becoming German, online dating, late-stage capitalism, interracial marriage, white privilege and circumcision. No topic is too dark, too soon, or too personal.

Brace yourself, this show will exceed your expectations!

🎟️ Tickets:

  • Online: from 12 EUR

  • Door: 25 EUR

📍Carlitos Comedy Club, Luxembourg
🚪Doors: 19:30
⏰ Showtime: 20:00
🇬🇧 The show is entirely in English

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Audience Reviews from Instagram:

  • "Very very funny! Highly recommended! I haven't laughed like this in a long time." — Sasha

  • "Dima is fantastic and he created a great atmosphere, it felt intimate, like we were amongst friends who knew each other already..." — Sebastian

  • "When we saw that only the front row seats were left, I knew we were in trouble 😀 but I’m so happy we ended up exactly there..." — Luminita

    🍉 Dima Watermelon • www.dimawatermelon.com • @dimawatermelon 🇺🇦

    Dima is a Ukrainian stand-up comedian who has been living in Germany for over 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humor. His unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.

    Dima has performed in over 30 countries, including renowned locations like Gotham Comedy Club in New York, The Comedy Store in London, and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

    Having lived in 3 different countries and visited over 40, Dima is no longer simply Ukrainian, but not quite European either. Stuck in this absurd cultural limbo, he finds laughter is his best coping mechanism.

Carlitos Comedy Club • Rue du Fort Neipperg 65, 2230 Luxembourg, Luxembourg, Luxembourg

Google Map of Rue du Fort Neipperg 65, 2230 Luxembourg, Luxembourg, Luxembourg