Dima Watermelon: Fake European in London

Big Belly Bar & Comedy Club London

🎭 Stuck between East and West, Ukrainian-born and Berlin-based comedian Dima Watermelon brings his hit European tour show Fake European to London for one night only!

⭐ “Deadpan Absurdity” – Stewart Lee, The Guardian
⭐ “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” – SLEEC Reviews
⭐ “Did you write it yourself?” – Dima's mom

Originally from Ukraine, Dima has been living in Germany for the last 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humour. His unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.


😂 Expect spicy jokes, hilarious hot takes and ridiculous life stories on German bureaucratic nightmare, online dating, late-stage capitalism, interracial marriage, white privilege and navigating war fatigue. No topic is too dark, too soon, or too personal.

Brace yourself, this show will exceed your expectations!

🎟️ Tickets:

  • Online: from 12 £

  • Door: 20 £

📍Big Belly Comedy Club
🇬🇧 The show is entirely in English

🍉 Dima Watermelon • www.dimawatermelon.com • @dimawatermelon 🇺🇦

Dima has performed in over 30 countries, including renowned locations like Gotham Comedy Club in New York, The Comedy Store in London, and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Having lived in 3 different countries and visited over 40, Dima is no longer simply Ukrainian, but not quite European either. Stuck in this absurd cultural limbo, he finds laughter is his best coping mechanism.

Big Belly Bar & Comedy Club London • Stamford Street 30, SE1 9LQ London, England, United Kingdom

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